listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Randomize
