strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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