Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
