I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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