A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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