You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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