Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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