Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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