why didn't you poke me back
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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