Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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