she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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