just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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