you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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