This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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