I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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