Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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