boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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