If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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