you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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