Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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