He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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