Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Randomize