me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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