we're blogging at a bar
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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