What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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