Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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