Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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