i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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