Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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