She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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