You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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