Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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