jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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