Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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