i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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