My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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