That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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