I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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