I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Four minutes until I can fart!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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