Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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