My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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