Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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