the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw a hot homeless man
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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