Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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