Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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