her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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