I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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