we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
