i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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