Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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