try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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