im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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