All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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