the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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