Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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